The Lord’s Prayer

In EBONICS: A slang dialect used by certain groups of the African-American community.

Yo, Big Daddy upstairs,

You be chillin

So be yo hood

You be sayin’ it, I be doin’ it

In this here hood and yo’s

Gimme some eats

And cut me some slack, Blood

Sos I be doin’ it to dem dat diss me

Don’t be pushing me into no jive

Ang keep dem crips away

Cause you always be da man, G

Straight up.

Aa-men.

You can find this and many more translations of the most famous prayer in the world right here. Don’t worry, I haven’t gone militantly Christian on you (or Christian at all for that matter). I do, however, find it an interesting prayer. I did choose the ebonics translation first after all.