Top ten reasons why a hearse is more practical than an SUV

10. Cheaper

9. Lower insurance

8. Cops leave you alone

7. People let you merge into traffic

6. Rides like a Caddy

5. Easy to find your car in a crowded parking lot

4. More towing capacity

3. More cargo space

2. Rollers on the floor make loading and unloading cargo much easier.

1. A hearse in the driveway keeps the Jehovah’s Witnesses away

Thanks to Bill G for the list. Now have a look at Girls with Hearses right here — How very Claire from Six Feet Under!