Whatchu talkin’ ’bout Willis?

Yes, it’s true Gary Coleman is running for Governor of California. That place is like Disneyland all over. Heck, Disneyland even lives there. This race could heat up considerably over the next few days. I think the Terminator might pull it off, but that remains to be seen. I’m just waiting for Stiffler to throw his hat in the ring, then all bets are off.

I really want to move to California now. I guess it’s too late for me to get my name on the list to vote. Wahhh!

It would be great to live in a place where Arnold (either the German or the midget) was the Governor. Can you imagine what that would be like? Willis as Attourney General… no more three strikes laws. Perhaps finance minister could be Carrottop. He sure knows how to save money on a phone call. Oh well, dare to dream. And Larry Flynt’s bid? Hey, it could be worse.