Joe and Brian are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Brian grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, “By da tundering Jasuss, I think Brian is dead! What should I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence… and then a gun shot is heard.
Joe comes back on the line: “Okay, now what?”
** Thanks Clayton **
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