movember

#Movember 18: Welcome Back Kotter sucked

by Mike Browne on November 18, 2009

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Before I get going, don’t forget to enter the Official Movember Cuff Links Contest. Some of the photos I am seeing as entries thus far are hilarious. We will be out at a fundraising event event tomorrow evening taking photos of mo’s in the wild for entry into the contest. It should be a good time. If you’re into it come on by and dip your upper lip!

While Carol was taking my daily mo’tograph I decided to smile a goofy smile. This is how it came out:

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I think it makes me look like Gabe Kaplan from that horrendous old sitcom (that I loved when it was first airing) called “Welcome Back Kotter”. If you don’t remember it, or weren’t even born, here’s the premise:

The show starred comedian Gabe Kaplan as the title character Gabe Kotter, a wise-cracking teacher who returns to his high school alma mater—the fictional James Buchanan High in Brooklyn, New York—to teach an often unruly group of remedial wiseguys known as the “Sweathogs.” The school’s principal was an absentee; the uptight vice principal dismissed them as worthless hoodlums and only expected Kotter to attempt to control them until they inevitably dropped out.

However, Kotter had attended the same remedial classes when he was a student at Buchanan and was a founding member of the Sweathogs. Recognizing that he is those students’ last chance to have a decent enough education to allow them to survive beyond school, he soon befriends them while they learn to recognize and appreciate his commitment to them. This extended to his students often visiting his Bensonhurst apartment, sometimes to the chagrin of his wife, Julie (Marcia Strassman).

Most of the major characters of Welcome Back, Kotter were based on actual people from Kaplan’s teen years as a remedial high school student in Brooklyn. As a stand-up comic, one of Kaplan’s most popular routines was “Holes and Mellow Rolls”, in which he talked in depth about the kids with whom he had attended remedial education classes. The names of three of the four major characters in Holes and Mellow Rolls were changed for the TV series: “Vinnie Barbarino” was inspired by Eddie Lecarri; “Freddie Washington” was inspired by Freddie “Furdy” Peyton; and “Juan Epstein” was partially inspired by Epstein “The Animal”; only “Arnold Horshack’s” name remained unchanged (although on television, it was never mentioned that “by the third grade even the teachers called him Arnold Horseshit”). [source]

Part of the shtick every week was for Mr. Kotter to tell his wife a really corny joke. Here’s a particularly racist one I am better Gabe Kaplan wishes he could take back:

Wow! Nice one. That actually made me squirm.

I told you the show sucked.

More information and how to donate to Movember: Movember 2009 Info

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This mo’tograph looks like something you would see on the news in regards to a smarmy individual abusing himself in the bushes outside zoos. If you see this man, please call the SPCA…

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Ok, it’s not really that bad, but I hate the way it feels on my face. I am so looking forward to December 1st when I can rid myself of this grim thing. It actually looks like it needs a trim.

Here’s today’s video. I whipped it up over at xtranormal.com. Meet Dirty Dave Sanchez, here he gives his take on Movember:

Thanks Dave!

More information and how to donate to Movember: Movember 2009 Info

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This thing on my face is starting to itch and feels quite dirty. It took every ounce of my resolve not to hack the thing off my face this morning while shaving. I did have a job interview too, but, as they were forewarned about my creepy school teacher look, I could not use that as a valid excuse. Here we have today’s yuckiness:

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I am getting a few hilarious entries for the Official Movember Cuff Links Contest though. Thanks guys!

Thanks to Arbitrage Clothing in New York one lucky person will be sporting a pair of official Movember Cuff Links designed by Movember founder, Adam Garone (on twitter), and Arbitrage Clothing founder and designer, Alan Chan (on twitter).

Speaking of Alan Chan, He graciously answered some questions via email about his company, the cuff links and Movember:

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#Movember 15: Halfway Through

by Mike Browne on November 15, 2009

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It has been 15 days since I started growing the mo’ for Movember. We’re halfway through the month and my face is itchy and feels dirty. I have an interview for a gig tomorrow and have already warned them that what they are going to see is not my typical presentation. Meaning, ignore the fact that I seemingly have forgotten to wash under my nose.

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Looks rather ethereal tonight. My official mo’tographer, Carol, cannot restrict herself to the plain old forensic looking straight on moustache shot and has to get creative. Although nice it doesn’t really show of the mo’. At least I don’t look fat.

The real reason for all the fuzz:

More information and how to donate to Movember: Movember 2009 Info

I was kind of hoping to be hairier by now. Maybe a little Freddy Fender, like in the stalker-esque toon, Wasted Days and Wasted Nights:

Jeepers! What’s with that helmet of hair?

Don’t for get to enter the contest for a pair of Official Movember Cuff Links. You know you want ‘em.

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#Movember 14th: A Hairy European

by Mike Browne on November 14, 2009

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Today I look like some kind of hairy European. You know, the kind who smell of cigarettes and sardines. Yeah, that kind. Blech…

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There is actually a reason I am growing a mo’ and posting pictures of it:

More information and how to donate to Movember: Movember 2009 Info

People have been asking me for more information about Movember and where the money from donations actually goes. Here’s the Movember Canada Impact Video 08 / 09 to give you more information:

Don’t forget to enter the Official Movember Cuff Links Contest!

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#Movember 13: A Contest and a Finger

by Mike Browne on November 14, 2009

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My cat just had his belly shaved two days ago and seems to have more hair on it than my upper lip after 13 days:

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My nose hairs are longer. At least my finger is not in there.

Speaking of fingers. My friend, film and television director Ron Oliver, pointed out to me today that early detection via a prostate exam goes a long way toward saving lives. He went on to say that I should let my readers know that a finger up the ass does not make you gay.

Ron is gay.

I’m just sayin’.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Just get the exam. Doctors are gentle. At least the one who did mine was.

Speaking of  Movember, I am going to be running a little contest! Thanks to Arbitrage Clothing in New York one lucky person will be sporting a pair of official Movember Cuff Links designed by Movember founder, Adam Garone (on twitter), and Arbitrage Clothing founder and designer, Alan Chan (on twitter and who I will be interviewing here on this blog within the next week or so). There are four beautiful designs to choose from on the Arbitrage web store each costing $65 USD, $20 of which goes directly to the Movember charity. Shipping and returns are free. Yes, they do ship internationally to Australia, Canada, UK, New Zealand, Ireland, etc.

Here’s what a pair of these bad boys looks like:

Movember Cuff Links by Arbitrage - Gunmetal

And they look pretty smart when performing their intended function as well:

Movember Cuff Links by Arbitrage - look sharp

Nice huh? You know you want ‘em.

If you really do want these links send an email to movember@mikebrowne.com with the subject line ‘Movember Cuff Links’ with your name, email and full mailing address (I promise not to spam you) and send me a picture of you with a mo’ along with your permission to post it with your first name, last initial, town/city and state/province. If you have a web site, send me the link to that too, but is not required. I will post the most creative mo’ pictures I get. ONE (1) entry per person.

I don’t care if you Photoshop a mo’ on your face because the ladies are going to have to as this contest is open to them too. At least I would hope they would have to. Yeesh.

All entries must be received by midnight of Friday, November 27, 2009 and I will draw and make the announcement on this blog on Saturday, November 28th, 2009. I will ship these anywhere in the world, just make sure you give me your proper address so you can be sure to get them.

Good luck!

More information and how to donate to Movember: Movember 2009 Info

Here’s today’s video. It’s Gunther, a mo’ sporting German, singing about his Ding Ding Dong:

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#Movember 12: Angry Ned Flanders

by Mike Browne on November 12, 2009

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The mo’ grows. It’s coming in pretty good now.

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I think I am starting to look a little like angry Ned Flanders from this Simpsons clip:

OK. So Ned really does have quite the mo’. I have a way to go to catch him.

Before I forget, like I did last night (I was frazzled from our cat’astrophe) here’s the reason I am growing a caterpillar on my lip:

More information and how to donate to Movember: Movember 2009 Info

As today is the 12th day of Movember here’s some 70′s style p0rn music from Sesame Street to teach you how to count from one to twelve (and numbers in between):

I don’t feel like writing much tonight. I am tired and frazzled from dealing with the cat stuff. Ugh. Have a good night.

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#Movember 11: Moping Mo Mike

by Mike Browne on November 12, 2009

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My cat ate some yarn and needed surgery today (you can read more here). So, I am mo’ping as seen in evidence in the picture below taken by mo’tographer Carol.
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I didn’t shave the rest of the crud off my face today, but as you can see we’re growing again. I am kind of pooped out so I am not going to write a lot tonight. I do, however, have a little something up my sleeve (that is punnier than you know right now) about a Movember giveaway thanks to an email I got today from a mysterious man named Rory. More shall be revealed, if things work out.

Until then, here’s today’s Mo’ video. One of my favorite mo’ wearers. It’s Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) in Anchorman. He’s kind of a big deal:

More information and how to donate to Movember: Movember 2009 Info

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#Movemeber 10: Rad Dude in a Jumpsuit

by Mike Browne on November 10, 2009

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I am listening to Led Zeppelin IV while I write this post, so, being under the influence of satanic 70′s rock and roll I cannot be held responsible for what you might see.

First my daily mo’gress photo, by Carol Browne, my official mo’tographer:

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The mo’s looking much better today. I think the spirit of Magnum sprinkled Rogaine on my lip in my sleep. Thank Magnum!

In the original you could see my closed eyes, protecting myself from the flash, but it made me look like a corpse so I cropped them out. Believe me it’s much better this way. Carol said she liked my pretty eyelashes. Being the macho man I am, having your wife tell you that you have pretty eyelashes is emasculating enough without the 3 people who read these posts seeing them too, so good bye.

Before I go off on a rant here’s the reason I am cultivating a porn ‘stache:

More information and how to donate to Movember: Movember 2009 Info

Thanks to Arnie G for today’s donation to Movember.

I have determined that after Movember is over I am going to keep the 70′s look going afterward and perhaps grow a beard and get me a blue hooded jumpsuit and a chunky gold bracelet like this badass:

blue-jumpsuit

via Rad Dudes

I especially like the fit in the crotch. My slightly overweight frame should fill one of those out nicely. Look out ladies!

Speaking of bodies and macho men, here’s today’s video. You knew this was coming eventually. I am surprised I held off this long:

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#Movember 09: A Stripper’s Bits

by Mike Browne on November 9, 2009

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Ken, one of the generous donors to my campaign said I should start rubbing some rogaine on my upper lip as the growth appears to be slow. I really think that things have stalled. I am not sure what the problem is as my moustache usually grows like weeds. Perhaps my mo’ hairs have stage fright. They’ve never been photographed so much.

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Grow mo’ grow! Thanks again to Carol the mo’tography.

Here’s the reason that my upper lip looks like a stripper’s bits after a week of camping without a razor:

More information and how to donate to Movember: Movember 2009 Info

Thanks today to Ken R and Andrea W for ponying up to help keep prostates cancer free. Great stuff!

Perhaps a little positive affirmation and visualization will help: “I have the hairy genetics of Sasquatch and Gene Shalit. My mo’ is growing out of control. I am tripping over my mo’. It tastes like week old soup!”

And I am calling in the big guns.

Magnum help my mo!

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