Sinkholes, terorrism and earthquakes! Oh my! There are so many things to be afraid of nowadays. I need a place like The Ultimate Secure Home in Durango Colorado to keep me safe from all of those horrific things.
It’s a hobbit hole! Tricksie hobbitses! They hides in the ground!
It appears Durango has a Walmart and even a McDonalds so I guess it can’t be all that bad. Like hiding in plain sight I guess.
Not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach:
Home is where the heart is — and the lungs, liver and kidneys too.
Which one do we believe. The Groundhogs are all confused this year. Shubenacadie Sam in Nova Scotia didn’t see his shadow this morning, so he predicts an early end to winter. Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow (and was booed for it) meaning he says there’ll be 6 more weeks of winter. Wiarton Willie (as of this writing his website is down due to high volume), the other Canandian groundhog says 6 more weeks of winter. So two out of three groundhogs say six more weeks of winter. But what if Willy and Phil are wrong and Sam is right on the money? I’m confused. How the hell do groundhogs know anyway?
Does everyone have a groundhog? Look at all of these friggin’ things…
UPDATE: Make it 3 out of 4 saying more winter counting Alberta’s Balzac Bille (who comes up with these gay names?)
The Super Bowl party we had here at work was a gas. Perhaps due to the mounds of chili and other various spicy meat treats. There was much gambling and lots of howling at this year’s ads were not bad. The Shards o’ Glass freeze pops ad was especially poignant although some of the older ads have been better.
Although the game was a little boring at first it did pick up. New England won, but didn’t cover the spread. There’ll be some sportbooks smarting from that this morning no doubt.
The biggest news is that Michael is not the only attention seeking moron in the Jackson family. Janet let it all hang out with n’Stynker Justin Timberlake during yesterday’s half-time show. CBS is apologizing for the ‘slip up’ but it looked intentional to me.
I totally missed the streaker.
UPDATE : It really is Nipplegate. Thanks Jackson!
Shark Attacks -International Shark Attack File, shark attack statistics including special sections for the great white shark and shark attacks on divers.
One for Carol. She wants to hug a shark. Muhahhahahhahahaha!
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