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Kat T sent me the CNN link with this story, but as you may know you have to pay to see video at that site, so here’s the FOX news story with video. Eek! I wonder if this really was a murder or a bizarre suicide plot. I guess we’ll find out over the coming days.

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Marilyn Manson accused of ripping off his penis

by Mike Browne on August 30, 2003

in old stuff

American shock rocker Marilyn Manson was once arrested at an Italian concert by police convinced he’d severed his own penis and thrown it at the crowd.
The singer was left so bewildered by the allegations he had to flash officers to prove his appendage was still attached.

Marilyn, real name Brian Warner, explains, “At an Italian concert someone made a complaint that I tore off my manhood and threw it into the crowd. The police actually believed it and arrested me.

“I had to show them, ‘Look, everything is still here.’ I had to convince them that I’m not a magician.”

Story from SFGate.com

Honestly, it’s too bad it isn’t a true story. Like we need him left with the capability to reproduce.

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Holly J sent me a joke

by Mike Browne on August 30, 2003

in old stuff

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some “Nair” hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.” The lady says “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The druggist says, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave for a couple of days.”

The lady says “I’m not using it on my legs either; and if you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer.”

The druggist says “Stay off your bicycle for a week.”

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It’s our 5th anniversary today

by Mike Browne on August 29, 2003

in old stuff

Happy anniversary, Carol. Thanks for tolerating my gas and grumpiness for the last five years.

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Madonna, Britney and Christina

by Mike Browne on August 29, 2003

in old stuff

Here are some pictures of the old vampire Madonna hoping to suck some life back into her career via the faces of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Pathetic, but fun to watch.

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