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Sentenced to a Game of 1 on 1

Judge challenges pot-smoking basketball player to game

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Yahoo! Movies – Previews

I can’t wait until next year for Pirates of the Caribbean

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Bennet’s Birthday

My good friend Bennett celebrated his 41st birthday today. he got surprise-silly-stringed by his girlfriend’s kids at the BBQ he had.

We gave Bennett some grits for a gift. He’s a good southern boy originally from Memphis, Tennessee. That’s right, Graceland. Home of Elvis the Pelvis. Not Chelvis. Bennett is a big Elvis fan. His favorite Elvis movie was King Creole.

Anyway, happy birthday B! And happy 31st birthday to my sister, Rachel, today!

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Making a Statement

thepittsburghchannel.com – News – Woman Convicted For Paying Ticket With Feces

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Rainbow Teardrops

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

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Kitty vs Coyote

Kitty wins!

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Rival Rapper Provided Tupac Murder Weapon

According to CNN.com B.I.G done it. The Smoking Gun says that the cops knew pretty much right after it happened.

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Plums?

Yes, I scanned a bit of today’s lunch:

It reminds me of my favourite joke of all time. Any one who has been around me for any amount of time has probably heard me tell ths joke. Carol knows I love it, which is probably why I got two plums instead of one.

Anyway, here goes:

Q: What did the old man wearing sweatpants say when he reached into his pocket?

A: Plums? I don’t remember buying any plums!

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HBO: Sopranos

Season 4 of the Sopranos starts on Sunday, September 15 2002 on HBO. Here in Canada (if you have Digital TV or Satellite) on Tuesday, September 17 2002 on Movie Central. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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E! True Hollywood Story

It’s time to listen to O.J. Simpson lie some more.

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