QuoteGeek

No one appreciates a smart quotation as much as I do. I was truly happy to find QuoteGeek so I could share such gems as:

Early Grayce from Kalifornia: Reebs.That’s what we used to call them when we was kids. It’s beer spelled backwards.

and this:

From comedian Steven Wright: I can’t wait to get arrested and go all the way to the witness stand. “Do you promise to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?” “Yes. You’re ugly. See that woman in the jury? I’d really like to sleep with her. Should I keep goin’ or are you gonna ask me some questions?”