Mike Browne’s Blog

Why did Michael Jackson cancel the concerts he’s being sued over? He appeared in Court today and was ordered to remove his mask (seen below):

What lay underneath, is to say the least, hideous. Here’s what horrified onlookers saw…

… … … (Yes, you’re still waaaaaaaaaaaay off the charts). What in the hell ever possessed him to do this to himself?

Thanks to Bill G for the heads up on this.

Peeps. There’s more Peep Weirdness here.

Ferries No. 8, Canada Place No. 16, as Manley tells Canadians no ‘special precautions’

North Fraser Region Civic Elections take place on Saturday. I still don’t know who to vote for. Ernie Daykin, a candidate for Maple Ridge city councillor shook my hand and gave me some spam this morning as I was about to board the train. He seemed nice enough. I dunno…

PETA gives up fight, holds a BBQ

I guess all that poop yesterday about Willy Pickton really got to them.

This is too funny not to be true. When is she going to be doing her old hits, like “We’re Not Gonna Take It!”

Good Lord. This is rather unsettling:

Alleged Worst Serial Killer in Canadian History “Practiced” on Pigs

Thanks to Bill G for the link.

UPDATE: PETA rebuffed over anti-meat ad

Thanks Lance!

Looks like I’m not the only one who has a creative use for his scanner. These people scan… Well… people! I thought it was a brilliant idea so I scanned myself:

As most of you know, I used to scan my lunch. These people scanned cats. If you find any more scanner humor pages put the links in the comments for this article.

Officials: Audiotape is of bin Laden